How about a thread about bad directions from dispatch

[crazylegs]

I once got a call for a customer out of power on a Indian Reserve, customer was hammered and all he gave for directions before he hung up was 3 yellow houses in a row. i thought how in the f$#% am i going to find this,this is a reserve of more than 700 houses all spread out of course. when i picked up my groundman, who had 30 years in the area, he said i think i know where that is, i couldn't believe it he was bang on. we where out most the night 3 blown transformers from 1 big lightning strike.

[crazylegs]

here is another one from a reserve in our area, coworker of mine had a call and again drunk customers, they don't have house numbers or organization what so ever so customer says house with the green fence so after half hour of driving around some people flagged them down, turns out the fence was green on the inside and white on the other side.