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I love this!

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

Like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end.

If a buzard had a piano up his ass there would be music in the air.

I'm lost as a ball in high grass

Busier than a one legged man in an ass...

This was about as funny as I have seen.....

"Will you scratch my nuts?"

I swear I almost soiled myself on this one.

Good stuff! He leaves no doubt as to his number one priority.....

Better to remain silent and be regarded a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Shin: device for finding furniture in the dark. (also useful for locating your ball hitch)

Dyslexics...

-Any guy who wears capri pants, these are for girls!

-Getting addicted to a soap opera

-Drinking "near beer"

-Letting anyone cut you off in traffic without retaliating

-Letting your wife...

They hav'nt really played anybody, I mean, yeah they beat Auburn and W Virginia, But Auburn has had a crappy season so far, They got beat by Miss. State!

And w. Virginia is a paper tiger, taking...

We had the same happen here in , I think, '97. 2 splicers were in a sidewalk vault when the OFC exploded I think when the disapatcher punched the feeder in.

Messed 'em up pretty bad, and we have...

I highly reccomend you search for one featuring a Cree brand LED.

I bought 2 recently on Ebay and put one to the test refusing a backyard pot last night.

That little 3w Cree LED enabled me to...

What a great game !

LSU pulled it out against a game Florida team.

Great stuf!!

Ahem, now I shall state my opinion about "powerhouse" USC,

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (pauses for...

Yeah, man. we used a cutoff peice of 2" square anchor rod in the 60 ton head to straighten the transmission splices. Same as you, Knees!

If you aint pulling my leg,

Good for you!

I wish everybody could enjoy this sage advice and enjoy the humor of your post.

I can relate to having clever and witty kinfolk.

Sadly, My...

Man!

I vote for a playoff, as it seems now that the solution is to humiliate your first opponent by a large margin, rather than vie for the title.

I am beginning to understand the BCS system,...

the best ground is your system neutral.

A butt wrap spiral ground or ground plate on the pole will help.

I dont know what distance of line we are talking, but there are miles of ground rods...

I just wont do it.

Too many "ifs" involved.

I can see if you got the neutral and pole bond out of the work area, how it could be somewhat safer, but that is'nt always possible.

I know of a...

I have used many different brands of handtools over the years. Some I liked and some I did'nt.

'Far as I,m concerned, Klein pliers and Channal lock slip joints are the only brand to use for those...

Anybody ever made a "banana" splice?

Heres how I keep my pressed splices straight;

Get a couple presses on each side of the center, then throw slack in your hoist, but leave it rigged on the...

Mike, I have a set of letter punches.

You just smack 'em with a hammer, they do a good job.

You can get 'em on ebay or probably a Northern Tools type place.

I once loaned a guy 20 bucks, and...

-far as I am concerned, th' man is a prime example of self-important movie star jock gone wrong.

Lifted by the belief he was above the law,(pushed by his star treatment since puberty),thanks,...

Well, here I was, at a trouble call involving a furniture store and bad padmount transformer.

So I rolled up, noticing the fuse hanging from one of the 3 cutouts feeding the underground radial tx....

You are truely a wonderful person.

Neither of my sons wished me happy f day today.

I dont care.

They are both home when I tell 'em, never backtalk.

They dont always love me, but they...

A rant filter. Costing only my time, 300 bucks a day.

Forgetting to check "remember me", still over 300 bucks a day.

Finding a wanker willing to grovel at the feet of the web man , Priceless.
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This forum has reached its limit.

I was trying to post a reply on this thread, only to "Time out".

I was asked to re-log in to post my reply.

Guess what, My lenghty reply to the post was...

sounds like you have seen some ****.

I have worked with drugheads before, the only ones I worried about were rock monsters and drunks who inbibed at work.

"course, you may be encountering the...

It is always a waste of money to piss test me.

I hate the d.o.t. because of them, and the federal gmnt, we who hold the "national" cdl must submit to "random" piss testing.

carefull, swamp, you...

Check out this cool robot.

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028

I gotta get me one of those!