Great quotes.....

[LINETRASH]

Better to remain silent and be regarded a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Shin: device for finding furniture in the dark. (also useful for locating your ball hitch)

Dyslexics of the world, Untie!

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Originalty is the art of concealing your sources.

No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

I can resist anything but temptation.

[Squizzy]

I was watching an interveiw from the US with a Pro-gun lobbiest and he was asked "what is your idea of gun control?" to which he replied
"Making sure every round lands on its target"

[woody]

Deny everything admit nothing and make counter accuations....Kill em all and let god sort em out....never turn your back to a threat....keep your head on a swivel....watch your six(your back for you non-military folks)....ride tall in the saddle and shoot staight and tell the truth! Don't CHEAT yourself out of an EXPERIANCE! woody for now

[Meat]

Good one for apprentices."Don't wish it were easier,wish you were better."

[woody]

The only easy day....was yesterday! woody

[Koga]

looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck , its a damn duck.

Aint nothin wrong with a duck except its bill !!! Or... if a duck would just keep his bill shut he wouldn't get his ass shot off.

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass.

Don't come down the same way ya went up.


Koga

[loodvig]

If you put polish on a turd it's still a turd!

[loodvig]

"I was lookin for a job, when I found this one."

"Have tools...will travel".

Words I've always lived by.

Or 'I came here looking for a job and I'll leave here looking for a job'

[LINETRASH]

Like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end.

If a buzard had a piano up his ass there would be music in the air.

I'm lost as a ball in high grass

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

[Alan Mac]

It sticks out like a turd on an icerink.

Mac