I came across this site and thought you guys could probably get some nice scenic shots from the tops of poles and towers, then enjoy the added benefit of cake afterwards...
The main thing is to get a picture of some nice cake/s on a suitably attractive plate that probably shouldn't be at such a remote location. Lace doilies would probably get extra points.
I'm thinking that with a bit of technical ingenuity you could make an adaptor for securing one of those multi-tier cake stands to suitably aerial metalwork. (Then leave it there for a laugh.)
Portable defibrillators were first invented to save the lives of linemen. Where's yours?