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Trampbag
08-26-2006, 02:05 PM
An essay on the importance of linemen

Issues surrounding the importance of linemen can never be over analysed. I really, really like the importance of linemen. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst socialists, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is the importance of linemen.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1], they created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, the importance of linemen demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It grows stronger every day.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will primarily be focusing on the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Average
Wage


The Importance of Linemen

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of the importance of linemen, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Recent studies indicate that the average wage, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by the importance of linemen due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
In the words of Nobel Prize winner Achilles Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to the importance of linemen . It speaks volumes. History tells us that the importance of linemen will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires the importance of linemen, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

In conclusion, the importance of linemen is both a need and a want. It establishes order, brought up a generation and is a joy to behold.
I shall give the final word to star Beyonce Astaire: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: the importance of linemen ROCKS!!! [3]


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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books
[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group



Dr. John P. Doolittle is a much acclaimed analyst in his field having over 40 years experience in economics and its impact on the trades and guilds. Dr. Doolittle is a professor at Harvard and Oxford universities.

Trampbag
08-26-2006, 06:52 PM
An essay on Klein's Bell Wrench Obsolescence


Man's greatest achievement?

Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence? The constantly changing fashionable take on Klein's Bell Wrench demonstrates the depth of the subject. Though Klein's Bell Wrench is a favourite topic of discussion amongst anyone in the trade and others, it is important to remember that what goes up must come down. The juxtapositioning of Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the easily lead, who form the last great hope for our civilization. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exhaustive report on Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence and its numerous 'industries'.


Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?'
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Klein's Bell Wrench is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence, another may see monkeys playing tennis.


Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence. We will begin by looking at the Inter-Spam model, as is standard in this case.

Transport & Costs (graph not shown)

Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Recent studies indicate that transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence.' Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.


Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting pre and post war views of Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence.
To quote style icon Xaviera Hollander 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence, that this highlights an important issue. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence to politics is 'participation'.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring because of Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence?


Conclusion

In summary, Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, invades where necessary and always chips in.


Here with the final word is Idaho's Pat (Red) O'Brian, lineman, 'It's a damn shame!' [3]



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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] Your Klein's Bell Wrench obsolescence - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing

topgroove
08-27-2006, 01:16 PM
Tramp, have you been drinking again?

Bull Dog
08-27-2006, 02:38 PM
Sounds like our safety director in a safety meeting!

Trampbag
08-27-2006, 05:45 PM
I thought you’d like it. This site is fun. Just type your chosen topic in and it instantly does you an essay.


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and your right, sounds just like upper management.

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