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Dave@PSE&G
02-20-2007, 11:15 AM
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.


Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Mess with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France , or maybe China ..

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not aggravating us for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America

It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.


To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America . Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a military man/woman.
Shit, got anymore of that stuff you're smoking? It would be a beautiful day though, wouldn't it?

42linehand
02-20-2007, 06:33 PM
That was great Please forward to our Commander In Chief. It would be great if that was the attitude that he had

NoName
02-21-2007, 05:19 PM
We sent the little Beav to boost up your Military didn't we? Without him there you'd be lost. He's like a One Man Gang!

It's a pity The Israeli commando unit didn't get to work with the Beav. It's almost as though they made the trip for nothing. Poor Israeli's. What a loss.

O! Wait. Maybe the Beav could be considered one of those degenerates that crossed the border back in the day.

Again we must make another apology to Canada. But don't go too far Canada. We don't want the Beav back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dbrown20
02-21-2007, 06:17 PM
Super post!!!!!! dbrown20

dbrown20
02-22-2007, 07:03 PM
HELLO! Mr Brown. You retired yet??????????

Today, Feb.22nd, 2007, was my last official work day. I've been gone since Jan. 31st, as I had enough vacation to last until today.

Take this job and shove it. dbrown20

"little beaver"
02-22-2007, 11:28 PM
Today, Feb.22nd, 2007, was my last official work day. I've been gone since Jan. 31st, as I had enough vacation to last until today.

Take this job and shove it. dbrown20

Hey Brownie, Congrat on your retirement. But I was a bit shocked. From reading your posts, I would never have quessed that you weren't really into your job.
I 'retired' from my job with quite a bit of remorse and sadness. I had a great bunch of guys working for me. They made me look really good. We had fun just about every day. Other than the TC's, I could of worked another 30!

LostArt
02-23-2007, 01:18 AM
Today, Feb.22nd, 2007, was my last official work day. I've been gone since Jan. 31st, as I had enough vacation to last until today.

Take this job and shove it. dbrown20

Congrats Mr. Brown!! I sincerely hope you don't drive the missus too crazy! I can't imagine you tellin' her to shove it on those awaiting "honey do's"!! :D

What do you plan on doing now Mr. Brown? You are way too young to settle in!!

graybeard
02-24-2007, 10:29 AM
Congrts Mr Brown
Hope you made it in one piece! Seems most around here are crippled in someway or another when they retire if they don't end up on LTD.

Budda
03-10-2007, 07:37 PM
Well said Canadian Lineman, Outstanding

"little beaver"
03-10-2007, 09:49 PM
Well said Canadian Lineman, Outstanding

Hey Budda, how ya been doing? Haven't seen anything of you for a while.

Today I was at Moruiel Wood Day at CFB Edmonton Garrison. That's the anniversary of the last mounted cavalry charge on the western front in WW I. The LDSH and the RCD's stopped the German Offensive at Moruiel Wood with a mounted Cavalry charge.

Next week the change of command for PPCLI. The Countess Mountbatten will be in attendance.

Are you still connected with the Military?

moose
03-10-2007, 11:20 PM
:( The only thing i can think of that we should stop importing from canada, is the sick. They can't even get a flu shot without waiting six months!! I think they run the VA here.

Alot of you don't agree with Bush, but where would we be if Keary was in office? I believe we all would be wearing flack jackets when we went to the grocery store.

If "Hellary", "Borat Husein" O'Bama or "Pretty Boy" Edwards gets the nod in '08, we are all up shit creek, even the "canukes" up north:eek:

Neil Boortz for pres and Rush as Vice!!!

Dave@PSE&G
03-10-2007, 11:30 PM
:( The only thing i can think of that we should stop importing from canada, is the sick. They can't even get a flu shot without waiting six months!! I think they run the VA here.

Alot of you don't agree with Bush, but where would we be if Keary was in office? I believe we all would be wearing flack jackets when we went to the grocery store.

If "Hellary", "Borat Husein" O'Bama or "Pretty Boy" Edwards gets the nod in '08, we are all up shit creek, even the "canukes" up north:eek:

Neil Boortz for pres and Rush as Vice!!!

Hang on, Moose. You're probably gonna hear about that post...:o

moose
03-10-2007, 11:36 PM
Hope they don't take it too personal.;)

moose
03-10-2007, 11:44 PM
I love to listen to Neil. reading his book now, "Somebody's Got to Say It". I recomend it to everyone.

I've listen to him for a couple years now. Agree with 95% of his philosiphy. starting to sound like him my wife say's. Better watch what I say at work!!!:D