Small quiz.

[wtdoor67]

Can anyone name the following person from the clues given?


#1. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

#2. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over $1 billion dollars per week.

#3. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

#4. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

#5. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

#6. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

#7. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

#8. The members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U. S. history.

#9. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

#10. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

#11. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.

#12. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Who am I?

[wormy]

I know, I know
Swamp Do you know?

[duckhunter]

I wonder which of those records will be broken this election? I wonder what type of similar list will someone be able to create, no matter who is elected this November?

[topgroove]

its gonna be a tall order for anyone to fix this mess. i've changed my investment options on my 401k, got out of stocks and switched to commodities , i've got a bad feeling about the future.

[wormy]

Where is your answer? Swamp your not hiding are you:D

[wtdoor67]

some more hints.

#13. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

#14. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

#15. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

#16. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

#17. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

#18. I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.

#19. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States govenment.

#20. I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

Anybody? Anybody? My first initials are G.W. Anybody like to take a guess?

[MEGA81]

And, im pretty sure it is. He also has the lowest approval rating since we started keeping track. NBC claimed that it dropped bellow nixons last week. How low can you go! Never cared for him myself. I could see how some got swept away by his pseudo patriotic administration and policy. And who could forget that charming fake "aww shucks" texas accent. Fuzzy math, Freedom fries, and of course jeff gannon. Its been a hell of ride, and I cant wait untill its over.

[PA BEN]

Jimmy Carter:eek:

[wtdoor67]

I wait with baited breath. Ha, ha, ha. What kind of bait you got on your breath Mr. Technical? I don't want to smell it.

I guess it's all in the past is it? Hell, look at the calendar, we're still living this nightmare.

Yeah I'm sure glad Cheney, er George was in charge on 911. He looked like someone had come up with his National Guard record or something. Can't say what Cheney looked like. He was in an "undisclosed location".

There is a book called "A Dictionary", break one out once in awhile. It's not about Republicans Mr. Technical.

[wtdoor67]

Swimpy, what do you add to this board except persistence? You don't have a clue on most "technical" matters. You seem to think that years spent in the trade equate to wisdom. I have worked with old hands that should have had plenty of expertise, but they only knew if you put this wire here and this one here etc. that you were supposed to get a certain voltage. Just monkey see, monkey do type of hands.

My vision for this country is very simple and I doubt a hand on this board would disagree with me. I want a stable economy. I want very low unemployment. I want fair wages. I want people to be treated fairly at their jobs. I want reinstatement of the military draft. Guys like you who never served need to do their turn in the barrel. I want an administration that will use the best evidence in the world before committing our troops to possible military action. I want a Congress that will do the will of the people.

I know none of these things will happen but at least we can hope.

I could add some additional insulting terms toward you but what's the use?

[wtdoor67]

You could have joined the Texas Air National Guard.

Vision not good enough for the military, but good enough for linework. How fortunate.

[wormy]

OL SWIMPY WHERE ARE YOU????? Do you know who it is???? Is it the guy you sang praises of for years. You would't vote for someone like that would you? Your party would'nt put that dumbass at the top of YOUR party would they?

What about you posting some more of your famous urban legends that I enjoy so much:D That urban legends site sure has cut down on your posts

[wormy]

AND the jokes they're puttin up this year.

Don't talk about Mcain that way


And, I'd vote for him again too. Wow they ought to put that on a sign or maybe a t shirt "I'm with stupid"
APARENTLY YOU DON'T HAVE ANYONE IN THE MILITARY
Lets run up a huge deficit, pay 4 dollars a gallon for gas, get our soldiers killed for no reason. Talk about a dumbass, Your a poster child

I noticed you put on the sunglasses to say that. I would try to hide too. Bush is doin one hell of a job

[duckhunter]

You know Swamp, if they tell a lie long enough, they will believe it.

[wormy]

So swamp
Right here man. Yup, that's my man!
And, I'd vote for him again too

You would vote for him knowing that 911 would happen, the Irag war?


Anything Republican, is front page news and the first story on the big 3 Lib networks. Lets get the boy a crying towel. Who owns these networks? Yeah big corporations are always liberal , Idiot

By the way I read today where your President is going down in history today....congradulations

[500 KVA]

"Those who fail to remember the past are condemned to repeat it!" Really says alot here doesn't it.

It is unbelieveable how ignorant the so called common man is in this country. Look at the red states. Just about the entire middle of this country where the majority of the red blooded American common man is from.

You could tell them anything and they'd buy it lock, stock and barrell as long as you made it PATRIOTIC. Let's fight them Commies. Them terrorists are invading us.

Then you have people who still to this day, after everything that we have learned over the years that still buy the Bull Shyt. Incredible!

I saw this documentary on television the other night about the Dixie Chicks and their comments they made about Bush and Toby Kieth. Big deal a few years ago. The Chicks were crucified by the red necks of the red states.

I think they were honest Hero's for standing up and expressing their beliefs and taking the beating they did, only to have history prove that they were absolutely right a few years later.

I think they nailed it right on the head. They are true role models in this aspect.

Toby Kieth's music is simple minded for simple minds. He gets paid for what he does? Man I should have started singing!