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kingnai
10-21-2010, 11:05 PM
I am finally getting my lineman's job after 5 years as an apprentice. I have for sale a great apprentice's wife.

I would love to keep her but I can't sleep with something a darn apprentice did.

pre_apprentice_ID
10-23-2010, 11:49 PM
Ya you'll have to trade her in.

jasonthelineman
10-24-2010, 10:24 AM
So You don't look at that as having experience "Under your belt" with her? lol

retried robert
02-27-2011, 10:49 AM
Whats she look like?

loodvig
03-01-2011, 07:53 AM
Can she cook?

Boomer gone soft
03-01-2011, 08:51 AM
That's an old one.....

If you were anything like the rest of us, you had better count yourself damn lucky she stuck with your dumb ass!:D

Bear
03-04-2011, 10:16 AM
Personally I'd suggest getting rid of her and finding yourself a man instead. Two incomes and no limits on the amount of big boys toys you can have. Quads, bikes, boats, computers and of course the essential nutrients like cake and beer. :p

Highplains Drifter
03-05-2011, 07:53 PM
I am finally getting my lineman's job after 5 years as an apprentice. I have for sale a great apprentice's wife.

I would love to keep her but I can't sleep with something a darn apprentice did.


Post a photo...please!!:D

wudwoker51
03-06-2011, 11:28 AM
Behind every good man (not just a lineman) is a good woman. I have only had one wife which is a rarity in our trade believe me. Like the brother said earlier, if she put up we your dumbass as an apprentice then you better hang on to her. Hell I worked with a lineman that had been married "11" times. Said it was actually only "10" since he married number "9" twice.;)

wtdoor67
03-06-2011, 11:32 AM
Does she own a boat by any chance?

LostArt
03-06-2011, 02:01 PM
http://www.avowners.com/forum/smileys/ass843xx.gif

Oh my goodness this thread is funny. :D Not funny to the OP, I'm sure...but you have to laugh so you won't cry. However, I'm doing both at the moment!