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reppy007
08-22-2012, 05:31 PM
:D..Where do I start? Clive,Bren,Stu....shall we have a cup today,or chat with some other lads about the local news...local my a$$,World news....can we start with the Prince....seems that Prince Harry loves to play pool in the nude,the Queen is quite upset,understandably.The army will reprimand him,guess he will make the tabloids again....the Queen had her jubilee,London had the Olympics....now the prince goes to Vegas and hangs everything out....can we get some insight on this....us Americans are curious cause its usually one of us doing something that bright....take your time,we understand.

BigClive
08-22-2012, 09:35 PM
I just want to know what he was using as a pool cue. :rolleyes:

Pootnaigle
08-22-2012, 11:11 PM
Ummmmmmmmm it shud be obvious that he wuz jus real proud of the crown Jewels n wuzza showin em off a tad. Ummmmmmmmmm That ole BS bout whut hapens in Vegas stays in vegas izza big fib huh

T-Man
08-22-2012, 11:22 PM
Ummmmmmmmm it shud be obvious that he wuz jus real proud of the crown Jewels n wuzza showin em off a tad. Ummmmmmmmmm That ole BS bout whut hapens in Vegas stays in vegas izza big fib huh

Maybe the English don't operate under that rule:D

Least it don't appear they do:eek:

Pootnaigle
08-23-2012, 12:38 AM
Ummmmmm I aint seed the picures but Ummmmmmmm I reckon he wuz prolly the onlyest one of them royals aint gotta stick up hiz azz.

bren guzzi
08-23-2012, 02:51 AM
His subjects. Will be soooo proud.... :d

reppy007
08-23-2012, 06:21 AM
Maybe Prince Harry just wanted to prove that he is normal,its not a crime or anything.Can you tell us some things a guy like me would want to know before meeting Royality,Im pretty much a sloppy eater,my manners need improvement. Now I know that you cant walk away from the queen,no turning your back on her even if you had to go do the #2,and I hear that when eating at the table with her you cant pick up a fork or spoon unless shes doing the same thing.Is there any thing else a regular guy should know,oh does she flush the toliet after using it or does she summon a butler to do the flushing?

BigClive
08-23-2012, 06:33 AM
The Queen does not go to the toilet. The toilet goes to the Queen.

Anyone picking up a knife or fork before her majesty is immediately beheaded with their own knife (which is usually quite slow and messy.)

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it involves someone so culturally important doing something so naughty that it absolutely MUST be shared.

The only people who will be upset by these pictures will be old cows who like to pretend they're royally connected. The papers will fake outrage to get sales and the younger generation will laugh and suddenly like him more. He is after all the son of Princess Diana who was arguable the most glamorous royal we've had in many decades. Not in a pretty way, but in a showbiz way.

reppy007
08-23-2012, 06:53 AM
Just one more question and Im finished,I happen to eat alot with my hands, Does the Queen like Kentucky fried chicken,we all know that its finger licking good....just wondering about that?

reppy007
08-23-2012, 11:15 AM
The Queen does not go to the toilet. The toilet goes to the Queen.

Anyone picking up a knife or fork before her majesty is immediately beheaded with their own knife (which is usually quite slow and messy.)

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it involves someone so culturally important doing something so naughty that it absolutely MUST be shared.

The only people who will be upset by these pictures will be old cows who like to pretend they're royally connected. The papers will fake outrage to get sales and the younger generation will laugh and suddenly like him more. He is after all the son of Princess Diana who was arguable the most glamorous royal we've had in many decades. Not in a pretty way, but in a showbiz way.

If anyone asked me which woman was better looking...Kate/Katherine or Princess Diana ,it would be Diana...hands down....just my opinion.....and I still and never cared for Prince Charles,its just something about him,maybe seeing his legs too much when he plays polo.

BigClive
08-24-2012, 05:47 AM
Just one more question and Im finished,I happen to eat alot with my hands, Does the Queen like Kentucky fried chicken,we all know that its finger licking good....just wondering about that?

The Queen does not associate herself with peasant food.

reppy007
08-24-2012, 07:22 PM
The Queen does not associate herself with peasant food.

Kind of wierd,I cant ever remember seeing the Queen and any Pope meet anywhere....who would bow to who,and would the Queen kiss the Popes hand?

BigClive
08-25-2012, 07:28 AM
The Pope and Queen were ata Ranger/Celtic football match. (Rangers are protestant and Celtic are Catholic).

The pope turns to the Queen and says I can make half the crowd cheer with a wave of my hand, and with that he blesses the crowd and all the Celtic supporters cheer.

The Queen says, that's nothing, I can make the WHOLE crowd react just by nodding my head. Whereupon she headbutts the Pope in the face.

reppy007
08-25-2012, 08:18 AM
The Pope and Queen were ata Ranger/Celtic football match. (Rangers are protestant and Celtic are Catholic).

The pope turns to the Queen and says I can make half the crowd cheer with a wave of my hand, and with that he blesses the crowd and all the Celtic supporters cheer.

The Queen says, that's nothing, I can make the WHOLE crowd react just by nodding my head. Whereupon she headbutts the Pope in the face.

thats a good one Sir Clive

Pootnaigle
08-25-2012, 08:44 AM
Ummmmmmmm I always thunka the royal family as kinda a miracle . Ummmmmmmm sumbody actually slept wif the queen. Them Brits mus be sum horn dawgs

reppy007
08-25-2012, 09:24 AM
Ummmmmmmm I always thunka the royal family as kinda a miracle . Ummmmmmmm sumbody actually slept wif the queen. Them Brits mus be sum horn dawgs

Wonder if Prince Phillip runs to another room when the Queen lets one go underneath the covers @ 3am.....also wonder if she would have made a better Mrs.Cleaver on the leave it to beaver show....Im sure Eddie Haskel would have charmed her .:D

reppy007
08-27-2012, 11:43 AM
Prince Harry deletes his facebook account....lets all blame facebook.:D