Texans

[arkansas traveler]

Did you hear about the Texan who got an enema before he died. They buried him in a shoe box.

How about this ditty? "Here I sit, My cheeks aflexin'. Just gave birth to another Texan."

[Pootnaigle]

Ummmmmmmmmm I wuz trin to see thangs frum yer point of view but I jus kaint get my head that far up my hind end.

[arkansas traveler]

just pullin' some chains ;)