Author - Josh MullinnaxSubmitted By -
There once was a lineman and his name was sack.
You would know him when you seen him
for his wonderous rack.
He can climb up a 90 in less than 30
and he's still super sexy even when dirty.
He will restore your power in the blink of an eye,
refuse a cutout and not ask why.
He looks so good way up in the air,
when women drive by, all of them stare.
I am good looking and that is a fact.
I am a lineman, my name is SACK