mastheadLogo

Powerlineman® Sponsors
Thursday, 02 August 2007 00:00

THE HAIR NET

Rate this item
(0 votes)

Author - TIM O'BRIEN

Submitted By - TIM O'BRIEN

I WAS DISPATCHED TO A FIRE CALL IN JERSEY CITY,NJ I ARRIVED SOON AFTER THE J.C.F.D THE FIRST FLOOR OF A TWO FAMILY HAD FIRE.I SPOKE TO THE CHIEF HE RECKONED THAT IT WOULD BE OK TO "BOOT" THE METERS BEING THAT THE FIRE WAS CONTAINED TO A FIRST FLOOR LIVING ROOM.I THEN WENT ABOUT "BOOTING" THE TWO METERS(1ST&2ND FL).NOW PICTURE ALL THE NOISE AND HOOPLA THAT COMES WITH A HOUSE FIRE.AFTER  BOOTING THE METERS I WALKED UP TO THE FRONT PORCH AND FROM THE TOP OF THE SECOND FLOOR STAIRWAY CAME A LOUD WHOOAAAAAAAAAAA WHO TURN OFF DA LIGHTS? THE FIRE WASN'T THE ISSUE  FOR THIS CUSTOMER HAVING NO POWER WAS.THE CUSTOMER MADE HER WAY DOWN THE DARKENED STAIRWELL (SHE WAS LARGE) AT FIRST GLANCE IT APPEARED  SHE WAS WEARING SOME SORT OF HAT BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY AN UPSIDE DOWN PAIR OF PANTIES  WITH  A PIGTAIL STICKING OUT OF EACH LEG HOLE THE PANTIES WERE A "HAIR NET" VERY INGENIOUS.LEAVE THE REST TO YOUR IMAGINATION!!

                                           YOURS TRULY, T.O. NEW JERSEY

Read 870 times

 

Powerlineman® Sponsors