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Submitted By - I was dispatched to a customer's house who was claiming they were all off.   When I arrived, not sure if he was expecting me to show up so soon,  he was busting a nut in his kitchen.  I rang the bell and he almost fell over.  He came to the door all flustered and face beat red.  I couldn't help but laugh and told him to reset his breakers ... and to enjoy the rest of his night.