Author - Pat roat

Submitted By - Pat roat I once met a lineman Who came from the sky In a flurry of lightning and hail.. He wielded a sword That was made from a board On his head was a five gallon pail. You can call me a liar But after the fire And sulfurous smoke did disperse, He lifted his bucket I heard him say f&$x it And greeted us all with this verse.. "I am sir Gary The odorous and hairy From the planet of piss I appear.. I have travelled real far Now I must find a bar For my planet has run out of beer.." So we took this strange soul To the watering hole Where he managed to drink the place dry.. Then he stood with a start And with a belch and a fart, Launched himself back to the sky.