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Submitted By -Bad Underground
The old man was grouchy, didn't much like bad undergrounds. The apprentice with him, was eager and willing but green and dumb as a rock sometimes. The old vet had seen it all including WW2 Germany.. As the old man found the fault the kid new what to do. Dig the hole good and fast and deep and wide so the splicing could commence. Do customers ever put there dogs up? Not this time anyway. And so here is the picture. The seasoned old journeyman standing over the green apprentice scrutinizing his every move. The apprentice working hard to learn his trade and please the old mentor, having almost completed digging a very nice hole, very intent on his work and not really aware of much but his immediate task, and the rat terrier very exited about visitors and the digging going on.
Suddenly the youngster hears a roar, "GET OUT OF THERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!"
The apprentice tosses the shovel and leaps from the hole then looking to the old grouch for an explanation. And Oscar says, "Jesus Joe, I was talk'in to the dog."