When she sat around the house, she...............

I was given a lights outs call one evening in the bad part of town. When I pull up at the address, I see this combination of mobile homes tied together with a couple of walls between them. I knock on the door and I hear this God awful voice coming from the back of the residence. "COME ON IN "  I identify myself, and again this voice (you had to hear it) yells "COME ON IN". I respond to her that I'm not allowed to go into the house (or whatever this mansion is) and once again "COME ON IN". I now know that the only way to get outta here is to go and find out why she called. As I walk through this maze of halls and rooms, I noticed that in every room there's a light on. "BACK HERE" she roars. Finally I find the room that she's in and believe me, the voice matches the image. She made the love seat look like a single seat recliner. Anyway, I tell her I have a lights out call for this address, where are the lights out. In disbelief she  points up at the ceiling and says   "IT'S THAT ONE RIGHT THERE, THE BULBS ARE IN THE CABINET ABOVE THE REFRIGERATOR." I see now why she's as big as the sofa!!!!